Dear Editor:

You have nothing to lose, not even your gold chains, and everything to gain: an “intimate private dinner” with the digital gold miner himself, Donnie ‘Big Dollar’ Trump, followed by a private tour of the White House.

Here’s how it works: Become one of the 220 largest investors in the memecoin $TRUMP, and join the most exclusive cryptocurrency club in the world. “Let the President know how many $TRUMP coins you own!”

The Emoluments Clauses of the U.S. Constitution be damned — in his second term, Trump has netted $350 million from the launch of $TRUMP and $900,000 after he boosted the coin’s falling worth with the dinner-and-tour special offer.

And this is just one piece of his campaign to make the U.S. the “crypto capital of the world.”

With the Trump family controlling a global underground finance system, free from government regulation and rife with money laundering, what could go wrong?

We’re still waiting for the other two co-equal branches, the Supreme Court and Congress, to remove the most corrupt president in modern American history.

Bill Hammond

Boothbay