Bunker buster
Dear Editor:
The encirclement of the capital by anti-Fascist forces drove the Leader into his underground bunker, along with his servants and pathologically loyal aides. Willing to sacrifice their lives and his own to maintain supreme authority, he screamed contradictory orders at his staff and demanded reports from beleaguered commanders. Told he had at most one day before capture, he accepted the fact that his 12-year dictatorship was over. Suicide, hasty cremation, and dirt-covered ashes ended the global nightmare of his hate-filled megalomania. So much for making Germany great again.
The ego-maniacal personality cult; the massive rallies fueled by resentment and victimization; the tests of racial purity; the torchlight parades threatening Jewish citizens; the borders closed against immigrants; the Party control of education; the book burnings; the tastelessly colossal buildings and monuments; the creation of the most lethal military in the world; the deportations, concentration camps, and genocide: for what? His legacy? A shoe box containing his dental bridge and 50 million graves.
Beneath the floor of the unfinished $400M White House ballroom, a $600M bunker will protect our current president and his family from all enemies, foreign and domestic. He will be safe from the “domestic terrorists” of antifa, the pet-eating immigrants of Springfield, Ohio, and the LGBTQ mobs threatening Christians everywhere — in his own words, “hard core godless communist animals.”
American voters, however, have a weapon that can penetrate his subterranean cocoon: the midterm elections. With Democratic majorities in Congress, we can impeach, convict, and remove this convicted felon who promised he would be “dictator on day one.”
Bill Hammond
Boothbay
