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Right now, I'm writing this on the 8-hour ferry to Newfoundland. It's rocking back and forth and making me a little queasy.

And all the seniors packed into this tiny bar with deep, hacking coughs isn't doing my stomach very well, either. Say what you want about Covid, but I'm starting to appreciate the times when people slightly refrained from hacking up lung tumors and spitting them on the floor. And it would be nice if people put a hand over their mouth before sneezing millions of gobs of pestilence-ridden mucus deep into my ears.

Ah, the Old Days. Can't an old man remember? Now go fetch me another whiskey, Little Johnny.

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