THE CAT NAPPER

Sat, 01/13/2024 - 12:15pm

Besides lobster, blueberries, moose and the highest percentage of men in the nation who look like Santa Claus, Maine is known for its Rap Music. I'm pretty sure that's because the rest of the country moved on from Rap Music to Saprock like Mumford & Sons ages ago. I understand if you like Mumford & Sons and want to report me.

Maine rappers don't lay down the funky beats about fo' shizzling or raising a roof. Successful rappers rap about what they know. And Maine rappers rap about clams, skiddahs, Massh*les, The County, Bangtown, and BISCUITS WITH THE GRAVY AND THE BUTTAH...

WARNING - NSFW. Whatever that means. CLICK HERE for Maine Rap.

And because I don't have anything better this month, I'm going to put everything in this Rap Video on sale-- lobster, blueberries, moose, Tony Danza, etc.

Lobster Collars & Leashes
Lobster Toys
Lobster Line Rope toys
Moose Poop Dog Treats
Moose Antler Chews
Moose Toys
Moose Collars & Leashes

Complain correctly and I will make it worth your while.

MAINE RAP STUFF
NOW 31.746281% OFF!!!!!!!!
Use Coupon Code: BANGTOWN
<< DON'T CLICK HERE!! CLICK ON THE INDIVIDUAL PRODUCTS ABOVE! >>


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Click here to see some SERIOUS Maine Rapping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyZXnpO8Jew