HE’S LAUGHING AT YOU
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS DISCOUNT IN THE STORE, TOO.
While we're being nostalgic on our 100th newsletter, let's remember Reagan, who ditched us to run away from her legal obligations and work in Italy at a spaghetti factory. We were proud of her inasmuch as she was greasing the largest ball joint on the hydraulic spaghetti press.
She soon met Taylor who ran The Holy Turret Lathe And Sheet Metal Crimper for the Prelature of the Holy Cross and Opus Dei at The Vatican. By an enormous coincidence, he was from Barter Island, Maine.
They shared interests in numismatics, Hegelian Philosophy, restoring dune buggies, Nutella, vintage military films, and professional foosball.
And when Reagan produced her masterpiece Master's Degree: "Three-Dimensional Seismic Energy Dissipation in Drilled Shafts with a Primarily Loose and Saturated Overburden," people began to take notice. But they were kinda losers.
She ditched us a while ago. So let me get back to the real purpose of this little ditty, which is to make up rambling, nonsensical narratives and sell stuff from our shop. Not necessarily in that order.
All our treats are on sale this month. Except the ones that are already on sale. And for Dog's Sake, please don't try to double-up on the coupons. I will defend myself, if necessary.
ALL DOG AND CAT TREATS
NOW 32.5555555559555555% OFF!
USE COUPON CODE: CORNELIUS
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