WASTED YOUTH

Tue, 06/20/2023 - 6:30am

DEAR DOG!!

LOOK AT MY VERTICAL SHRINKING!!!

OBSERVE MY HORIZONTAL EXPANSION, MY DOG!! A MYSTERIOUS, EXPANDING UNIVERSE FUELED WITH TACOS AND DARK ENERGY!!

MY HAIR!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?! MY PRECIOUS BOWL- CUT HAIR!?!?!?!

MY GLASSES ARE THE SAME, TO MY SHAME.

BUT YA GOTTA LOVE MY SIDEBURNS.

WHERE HATH THOSE 40 WHISKEY-SOAKED YEARS GONE, MY DOG?! I WOULD LIKE A REFUND AND A HUG.

OR JUST ANOTHER WHISKEY.

-- Assault & Peppa (Formerly Doggystyle Don)


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