TAMING THE FAT DOG WITHIN
Does your fat pig of a dog just cram food into it's Howl-Hole like it was the last they'd ever see? Are you worried your little piggy will choke on a piece of kibble or perhaps the entire bowl when eating?
Then your Little Piggy's owner should go to our Inter-webs site and get a Snuffle Mat.
Snuffle Mats are ingeniously designed to infuriate your Little Piggy by making them hunt for bits of kibble in between pieces of cloth and thus eat slowly. Feel free to try it out on yourself with a bag of chips.
The important thing when choosing a Snuffle Mat is to get a whacky design you can show people at cocktail parties that will elicit an un-forced chuckle. We're so great, we'll even throw in all the Snuffle Toys. Those designs would make Chairman Mao wet his pants with an unrestrained smirk.
And don't be an idiot and use Snuffle Mats with wet food. Your complaints will will be met with utter indifference or perhaps derisive laughter.
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