BAD CLAMS

Fri, 09/23/2022 - 8:00am

Lots of you get my newsletter because you made the mistake of signing up when you were visiting Boothbay Harbor. Granted, you probably had about a half-gallon of margaritas sloshing around your gullet along with a dozen oysters, 2 corndogs, and at least one "bad" clam.

And because of all those distractions you probably forgot to pick up a Boothbay Harbor collar and leash set for your ungrateful beast. I am here to help you rectify matters. We'll forgive you this time. Just don't let us catch you doing it again.

And just look at that solid design. The Red, White, and Blue... The Maine... That fantastic logo and a prominent "BOOTHBAY HARBOR." What could be a better way to salute the designer of this World-Famous collar and leash set than to buy one?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! I DESIGNED IT!!! ME!!! THE CRANKY OWNER OF A UNIMPORTANT PET SUPPLY STORE ON THE COAST OF MAINE!!!!

BOOTHBAY COLLARS AND LEASHES
NOW 29.93326590911% OFF
Use Coupon Code: BADCLAM

<< Click HERE FOR THE COLLAR>>

<< Click HERE FOR THE LEASH>>


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