ATTENTION LADIES. I AM BACK ON THE MARKET.

Tue, 10/17/2023 - 8:30am

If you're expecting me to come up with some kind of "Rawhide / Not Rawhide" thing like I always do for these friggin' things, you are sadly mistaken, my friend.

I'm on vacation and I've sworn to rekindle my creativity and not drink so much when I practice the high-jump or write this stupid thing.

UPDATE: Liana and I divorced and married other people. It all happened so fast after disembarking from the ferry! We've let Auggie and Marz free, just a close swim to their ancestral homeland of Labrador. Don't worry about them, they'll just eat what nature intended them to eat -- Raw Food grows naturally up there. Good luck, guys!!!

Liana married a fish gutter from Blockage, and I married a trawler mechanic from Greasetrap. We've never been happier!!

Don't be sad. Liana, the dogs and I are happier this way.

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I suggest you explore Newfoundland Canada and eat nothing but cod for a month. Or at least explore our shabby, last-minute, misspel’t, gluten-free, cod-free, monthly e-newsletter that brings shame to my family: https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/the-salty-paws-october-2023

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