ATTENTION LADIES. I AM BACK ON THE MARKET.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO SOME GOOD GOOD LOVIN’, TWO SALTY DOGS, MAINE PET STORE PLEASE SPIT ON HER WHEN YOU SEE HER., This is actually what is on sale.

If you're expecting me to come up with some kind of "Rawhide / Not Rawhide" thing like I always do for these friggin' things, you are sadly mistaken, my friend.

I'm on vacation and I've sworn to rekindle my creativity and not drink so much when I practice the high-jump or write this stupid thing.

UPDATE: Liana and I divorced and married other people. It all happened so fast after disembarking from the ferry! We've let Auggie and Marz free, just a close swim to their ancestral homeland of Labrador. Don't worry about them, they'll just eat what nature intended them to eat -- Raw Food grows naturally up there. Good luck, guys!!!

Liana married a fish gutter from Blockage, and I married a trawler mechanic from Greasetrap. We've never been happier!!

Don't be sad. Liana, the dogs and I are happier this way.

Your orders might be slightly delayed.

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I suggest you explore Newfoundland Canada and eat nothing but cod for a month. Or at least explore our shabby, last-minute, misspel’t, gluten-free, cod-free, monthly e-newsletter that brings shame to my family: https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/the-salty-paws-october-2023

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TREAT YOURSELF TO SOME GOOD GOOD LOVIN’ TWO SALTY DOGS, MAINE PET STORE PLEASE SPIT ON HER WHEN YOU SEE HER. This is actually what is on sale.
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