聖母瑪利亞!!!- PART III
The Maine State Dump System worked spectacularly well until the Federal Government, angry with all the building materials Unincorporated Gatortown and Florida were getting for free from numerous hurricanes, declared every popcorn-fart town in this great nation had to have a "Recycling Center." The government swore the centers were only for recycling garbage and not to make everyone bow before its all-encompassing, non-negotiable, over-arching, and crushing hegemony regarding every patriotic American's garbage.
And of course, the first thing the Feds did was rename "The Dump" into something more terrifying: "The Boothbay Region Refuse Disposal District."
And it IS terrifying being there. It's like going back in time to the Wild West. There are gangs of Old Men in sedans randomly patrolling the area and barking at people for improper Dump Technique. I'm sure most of them are armed with Colt 45s.
The Old Women have their Subarus chock full of things they think are recyclable, but are not-- like foam plastics, plastic films, and dead crocus seedlings. They also pick magazines out of the recycle bins and circle around and around the dump in a quandary regarding where to lay 4 barely-soiled napkins to rest: Recycle or Garbage?
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