PANDEMIC DEATH HOLES
Where the hell are all you people "From Away" this winter? Last year you were running around Boothbay Harbor like you owned the place. And technically, that was kinda true. You bought up a lot of property to escape the Pandemic Death Holes you were trapped in. And you walked around Boothbay Harbor in the winter with impunity, fretting that the Wine and Goose Soirées were fourth-rate in these provinces.
So now that the epidemic is over... or was it an pandemic...? Irregardless HAHAHAHA!!!! You don't think I'm that stupid, do you? REGARDLESS... all you flat-lander city folk are gone now. And everyone in town is going broke.
What hurts as a local merchant is that I tolerated you somewhat for the last couple years as a good friend who spent a lot of money in my store. And now that you're back in your hometown of Hidden-Torso Massachusetts, we never talk. I feel like we are drifting apart and are no longer friends.
SO, in the interest of mending fences, I'm putting a bunch of random stuff on sale so you can essentially buy my friendship all over again. Carry on, old chums. And give Hidden-Torso my best.
Prairie Bacon, Farmers Bacon, Country Bacon, Duck Jerky Bites, Venison Jerky Bites, Lamb Jerky Bites, Wild Boar Jerky Bites, Meat & Greet Cat Treats: Chicken, Duck, Lamb
A BUNCH OF RANDOM STUFF I NEED TO GET RID OF
NOW 37.96599996% OFF
Use Coupon Code: FLATLANDAH
DON’T CLICK HERE! CLICK ON THE INDIVIDUAL TREATS LINKS ABOVE, YA DUBBAH!
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