STOP WITH THE MEN’S NIGHT POSTS ALREADY

Posted:  Tuesday, December 18, 2018 - 7:45am
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Come join us on Thursday, December 19th for Don’s FREE World-Famous Sirloin Chili and Corn Bread and 20% off everything except food and stuff already on sale!

You are welcome if:

1) You are not totally, completely, stark, staring insane.

2) You are not a man

3) You are from away.

4) You don’t like fantastic chili

5) Relatively free of serious easily-communicable diseases.

6) You need dog and cat-related presents lest you be ripped ear to elbow by your fuzzy little beast on Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Solstice morning.

7) Felony-Free for at least 6 months.

Chili Starts at 5pm —– 20% off Starts 4pm! ——  Fun starts NOW!