HEY! I’VE GOT A GOOD IDEA!!! LET’S SEE HOW MANY CHARACTERS THEY LET ME PUT INTO THE SHOPPING DESCRIPTION! I BET IT’S THE SAME 283 YOU CAN GET ON THE “BUZZ” SECTION. MAYBE NOT, THOUGH. MAYBE IT’S MORE. RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE IT’S A LOT - 255 CHARACTERS
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