FREE ACCORDION LESSONS

Sat, 07/03/2021 - 9:45am

Just kidding. We’d never unleash another accordion player on the world. And don’t get me going on bagpipe players. Bagpipe players used to be an uncomfortable rarity, but somehow they got all mixed up with St. Patrick’s Day and now they’re everywhere– entertaining drunks and terrifying sober people and animals all over this great nation. Did we lose a war or something? Do we live on occupied soil at the whims of the most non-musical people in the world?

I’m done.


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