Poor Grampa. So hip in 2003 and now just a footnote to a joke told in a bus station long ago. Hold on - is that Haiku? We’ll have to check that out for next March’s Haiku Challenge.

In his heyday, Grampa used to command respect, wealth, and people with shoddier tattoos. Now, he IS the shoddier tattoo. Poor Grampa.

When you have the time to pause considering Grampa at Burning Man, why not consider getting your dog some bacon?

You probably eat lots of bacon, whilst your dog has probably only eaten it when he/she was a very bad dog indeed. A reward of “To Doggie With Love” bacon dog treats is now accessible through Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters. Mackerel and Chicken treats are also available in case your dog can fry up his/her own bacon.

And let’s not pretend they’re not good treats for those of you with cats. But of course no one out there is going to buy bacon for their cat. This is why your cat hates you.