Tired of Waiting?

Posted:  Monday, April 24, 2017 - 7:30am
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Can you feel the electricity in the air? The excitement? The on-edge bristling titillation? (It’s not a dirty word, look it up).

It’s no wonder. Our World-Famous NOT Fisherman’s Festival Sale is less than a week away!

But we urge you to do something productive with your nervous energy. Instead of biting your nails, design and build a suspension bridge for the disadvantaged. Instead of tapping your toes or humming annoyingly in supermarket checkout lines, discover a new kind of plastic surgery for ugly rich people. Whatever you do, don’t look at this week as an utter waste.  Do something productive, for Dog’s sake.

Also: 25% Off Everything. Non-food and things that aren’t already on-sale. We’ll have a tent outside where we’ll dump a bunch of stuff that we couldn’t sell in the last year. And we’ll put outrageously prices on that stuff too. Otherwise, we’ll never sell it.