Dear Editor:

Once again the “global elite” meet in Davos to engineer the world’s rescue, whether it needs it or not. Last year they decided that we would own nothing and like it. This year they have proclaimed we shall eat bugs. You can bet your bottom dollar that the likes of Bill Gates, Al Gore and the mastermind Klaus won’t be giving up their filet Mignon or wild salmon for crickets. That honor will fall to us proles and as they are want to say over and over again, we will like it.

I, for one, am not eating any bugs and they can all, in the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy, “ Kiss my rock hard Dolph Lundgren-like backside.”

Linc Sample

Boothbay Harbor