November is of course the month we hammer home our ANNUAL EARLY BIRD SALE. It's our most successful sale of the year because it's the ONLY sale we have every year. Except for Men’s Night.

Other reasons Early Bird is so successful is because we'll have fun contests where people have the opportunity to raise enough money to prevent us from abusing our dogs and calling them "Bad Dogs" on a live stream.

And for you locals out there, we're having a traditional Early Bird this year. We're opening at 5am. You were warned.

EXCEPTIONS APPLY

EVERYTHING IS ONLY A CLICK AWAY: https://www.twosaltydogs.net/early-bird.html

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