Does anyone ever read this little section? I know people read my irritating product descriptions in this newsletter because I get orders using the coupon codes.
There's no way I can gage whether anybody but me pays this paltry little pre-amble any attention.
So in honor of my beloved Coal Dog, we'll be giving out a coupon code that will take an additional 5% off anything you purchase this month.
Use Coupon Code "COAL" for an additional 5% off your purchase of non-food and non-already-on-sale items. Use it on top of the other codes this month for additional savings.
If you haven't joined us here before, this is the part of the newsletter where we highlight our web-only deals for the month. That's right! These specials are available ALL MONTH LONG, and EXCLUSIVELY to you guys - our rabid newsletter-getters! Of course I throw it up on Facebook mid-month. And if you forwarded this to people you know and they bought stuff with the codes, we would have no way of knowing. So have at it!
And remember all you Boothbay Region Locals - these aren't shop specials. You need to buy them from the website and come in and get them! Or I can mail them to you. Or I can drop them off. Whichever you prefer, just let us know in the "Ordering Instructions" part of your Shopping Cart
FREE SHIPPIN' FEBRUARY
See what happens when a loud group of thankless heathens consistently complains about something unimportant?
YOU complained that my previous "FREE SHIPPIN' FEBRUARY" graphic was terrible, and it was. For 6 years I used that stupid graphic and watched the complaints roll in. I can't WAIT to see all the whiny, self-important emails from you little squeakers now. It will be refreshing. It will be invigorating. It will be the capstone to a terrible year that never should have seen the light of day.
I began my revenge by choosing color contrasts that physically damage several parts of the human eyeball. Then I made it even harder to read, and jammed the writing together so it's hardly legible. And I kept the stupid contraction of "Shipping" that made many of you want to take a swing at me. And I'm pretty sure that those of you who are colorblind are saying to yourselves- "What's the big deal?"
Oh yes- Free Shipping on just about everything except for food, stuff already on sale and a couple things like tennis balls and Pet ID tags.
Dogspeed writing those blistering emails to me this month.
FREE SHIPPIN' FEBRUARY
Use Coupon Code: SPEEDDOG
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BOOTHBAY BREW BITES?
Oh Dog, look at all this copy I have to write for this product.
Did you know that we actually had a friend of ours and her sister do the labels for these treats? Here's the amazing part- we actually paid them. It was over several years and in returnable bottles, change we found in our couch, and $1 lottery tickets, but we got it done.
Do you like the color variation to denote the treat size? That was me. Did you know we call the smallest size "Nugs" because when our mercurial employee Reagan screws up she says "Oh Nugs!"
Do you know the State Capital of Maryland? What is the valence electron configuration for sodium? When was the Boer War? Where is Area 50? Was the first Sino-Japanese War of 1894 a hoot or what? Name Procol Harum's greatest hit. Check out the rack on Bernadette Peters. Can you think of a more disgusting insect than earwigs? How many pints in a quart?
Did you know that the spent grains we use in these treats are from The Footbridge Brewery right here in Boothbay Harbor? They are.
Let us, you and I, speak of what exactly constitutes a canine "Buffet."
My dogs consider a 2yr-old deer (or other wildlife) carcass a bufffet. Also ripe fields of blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, apples and rose hips are a buffet.
So, if you live in a place where it's hard to find a coyote hunting ground or bountiful fields of ripe fruit, why not give Canine Buffet a try?
All your dog's favorite treats are there- severed duck feet, severed esophagii, (haha! esophaguses) severed pig ears, and severed... well...mmm... There are bully sticks.
And just so you know- the proper way to say "Canine Buffet" is to rhyme it with Jimmy Buffet. Just kidding. That's awful. Don't do it around me in person.
CANINE BUFFETS- 32.55978238% OFF!!!!
Use Coupon Code: BUFFETED
HIMALAYAN DOG CHEWS & YAKY PUFFS
I should probably disclose that as I'm writing the copy for this product, I am also on Instagram messenger stringing along a troll who thinks I'm a 19 year old Mormon girl in a fortified compound somewhere out west. I'm so excited!!! Will he ask for naked pictures of me or just my credit card numbers? Or maybe both?!?!?!
He just asked me if I was on "hangout apps." I just sent him a couple of bizarre photos. Now I'm sending him made-up credit card information. He wants a picture of my credit card. Haha! I told him Paw wouldn't let me use the camera because of what I done to the ox yoke last spring. I told him I'm a District Manager for the Federal Reserve. I can't believe this guy is still engaged! I wonder if I should tell him he's actually chatting with the Instagram account of a small pet store in Midcoast Maine.
ANYWAY... these are a great way to keep your little beast engaged while you get some real internet trolling work done. Less than 1% fat, too. And if you use the other coupon code I hid in this newsletter, this will be a great price.
38.22751985% OFF ALL HDC PRODUCTS
Use Coupon Code: OX-YOKE
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