letter to the editor

How I would take over America

Mon, 10/11/2021 - 4:30pm

    Dear Editor:

    1: Corrupt the legislature. I would do this by putting my people in the lobbies and PACs, this would give me access to legal bribes and to pay-offs in the form of speaking engagements and high paying bogus jobs to family members.

    2: Instill obedience in the masses through fear.

    3: Take control of the media. This is necessary because I don't want anyone getting information that goes against my plans.

    4: Create chaos among the masses by staging riots and increasing crime by defunding the police.

    5: Install a puppet president to do my bidding, i.e. polices that weaken the country and strengthen my communist allies.

    6: Purge the military, FBI and DOJ of anyone who has opposing views of my policies.

    7: Silence or imprison anyone who demonstrates or speaks out against my policies.

    8: Install Supreme Court Justices that believe in my ideologies and not the Constitution.

    9: Now start passing laws that take away the 1st, 2nd, 4th and 10th amendments (the new court allows this because it's for the safety of the people).

    10: I am now the supreme ruler.

    Thank God Russia and China aren't as smart as I am.

    Joe Scorcia

    Boothbay