WANTED FOR DEFENESTRATION

Fri, 01/20/2023 - 8:45am

De·fen·es·tra·tion /dēˌfenəˈstrāSHən/

noun

1. the action of throwing someone out of a window

 

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JANUARY 2023 - Dog Treatment in This Gimcrack Town - by Auggie

Auggie rates the merchants in Boothbay Harbor who give out free dog treats. It's by Auggie, so it’s written with his usual vinegar and venom.

It's as terrifying as a warm toilet seat in a public bathroom.

So get yourself a cup of hot chocolate, or chug an entire can of Old Milwaukee Ice through your left nostril and click on "DOG TREATMENT IN THIS GIMCRACK TOWN" by Augustus Megatron Bulldozer Kingsbury.

-Don (Not a Dog)


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