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If I didn't have the Two Salty Dogs I'd probably be cloaked in filthy, decades-old rags. My mother always lived in fear of me wearing a potato sack or large box to school.
Luckily, my wife has continued my mother's long tradition of seeing that I'm clothed in public. Most importantly- that I'm fully clothed in something that won't panic the tourists.
That means a lot of my clothing is purloined from the shop. Thank Dog for these baseball hats.
I especially like these baseball hats because:
1) I like baseball.
2) Baseball hats allow me to skip a morning shower by covering up my unruly, fractal-like hair. At least on my head.
If I haven't forcibly conscripted you into this monthly newsletter, you've probably seen me at the shop with one of these hats on my freakishly-huge head. No, no... It's OK. I know my head is gigantic. I came to terms with that in 8th grade.
Fits most freakish-sized heads.
THESE ARE HAND-EMBROIDERED IN MAINE. THEY MIGHT TAKE A WEEK OR SO TO SHIP. DON'T BE A JERK ABOUT IT, OR DON'T ORDER IT.
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