PUPPY TRAINING STUFF ON SALE?????

Wed, 03/16/2022 - 9:30am

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Why hath the Gods annihilated the hubris of Vince Schlomi -- master of Sham Wow and the Slap Chop?

Let this be a lesson to all you professionals out there. Pride cometh before the fall. Especially when you are engaging call girls in cheap motels and consuming heroic quantities of drugs and alcohol.

Personally, I like all the above when I go smelting for smelt. When I say "Smelting" I'm not talking about something that requires a blast furnace, nor should it be confused with flatulence and dealing it.

Anyway- all the stuff on our Puppy / Training page is on sale this March (Except Food or if it’s on sale already). Send me an angry email if you think something else should should be included on the page. I will be quick to ignore it.

Newsletter Mentions so far:
Sham Wow: 8
<< CLICK HERE'S >> : 4
Smelt/Smelting: 3
Psycho: 3
Goats: 2
Schlomi: 2
Dead Cod: 1
Slap Chop: 1

25.99999998% OFF ALL PUPPY / TRAINING STUFF

WEB ONLY!!!!!

Use Coupon Code: SLAPWOW
<< Click HERE >>