We tried to make our December Newsletter extra boring to waste your precious time...

No wait...

We tried to make our December Newsletter extra AWESOME so you will give us a generous portion of your precious holiday gift-giving hoard. Also, we like attention.

In THIS issue:

1) Why Martin Shkreli can unite an increasingly fractured American public.

2) Lots of stupidly-priced stuff for your beastly animals this Yule.

3) The latest blog written by our dumbest dog - Buddy. He writes about peeing inside, and who can’t relate to that?

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Ummm... I’m begging you?

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