LARRY LOBSTER DOG TOY NOW 34.991199119911% OFF!

Tue, 12/14/2021 - 8:45am

Gen X reviews:

1) As if anyone in Maine wants to give their dog a stuffed lobster in the winter.

2) Like we don’t get enough of these things from our relatives From Away in the summer.

 

And yet perhaps you’ll consider getting these lobsters for your From-Away Christmas / Holiday gift obligations?

Perhaps....

Back when Maine was a giant prison for Massachusetts, all Maine citizens were forced to eat lobster and collect Faberge Eggs.

Eventually, Mainers revolted against their irritating overlords and insisted on being fed burgers and tacos. They also began collecting just awful lawn art. Such is the price of freedom.

Interesting fact: This stuffed lobster dog toy is anatomically correct.
 

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