IT’S CHICKEN FEET.

EEEEWWW!!! GROSS!! is what our former employee Grace would and did say all the time about these, and every other severed-animal-part treat we had in the shop.

She also said that about flips-flops, Soundgarden, unleavened bread, vomit, and Buddy. Come to think of it, she is continuing to say it about Teddy.

You see, Grace is of very direct Italian lineage. The Italians wouldn't eat a chicken foot or wear flip-flops if you threatened to rip out their tonsils with red-hot pincers.

Did you ever wonder why Europe is considered a separate continent from Asia when they are clearly the same land mass? It's because the French and the Italians would never allow themselves to be part of the same continent as a people like the Chinese, who think eating chicken feet is great.

And when I say "Chinese" I am referring to a broad cuisine. I know ALL Chinese people do not like chicken feet. And please don't be one of these Smug Jugheads who writes me and says things like: "Chicken feet are a part of Schezuan dim sum, not Cantonese or Hunan, you racist Jackball." It only hurts my feeling and makes me beat my dog Teddy all the longer and harder. The poor 13-yr old dog will only feel the pain. He won't know why he's being beaten. But you will, won't you Smug Jughead? Yes you will.

ANYWAY.... These aren't Dim Sum quality chicken feet. Please don't use them for another one of your ill-conceived Sunday cooking experiments that gives everyone giardia.

At least get some human-grade chicken feet that are at in a "Sour, Spicy, Leisure Sauce."

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