Did you even know the Sham Wow Guy has a first name?

It's Vince. Vince Offer (AKA Vince Schlomi).

Do you think Vince would have achieved the apex of spokespersondom without a rigid grooming routine? Of course not.

So how do you expect your barely-trained furry little monster to get accepted to Doggie Harvard and write a bunch of significant papers regarding nuclear fusion whilst he/she looks like some kind of goat a lion threw up after a mind-blowing party? That's an awesome run-on sentence because it's a question.

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