GIVE ‘EM ENOUGH ROPE TOYS - 40.8085% OFF!!!!

Fri, 10/15/2021 - 4:15am

Story Location:
22 Mckown St
Boothbay Harbor, ME 04538
United States

ATTENTION:

DON'T BE A BLAKE AND TRY TO APPLY THIS SPECIAL TO THE USED LOBSTER LINE TOYS. YOU WILL ONLY SPARK A FIRE DEEP WITHIN ME TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND EXTERMINATE YOUR FAMILY LINE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN JUST TO SPITE YOU.

Most of you think I sit my ample gut on my bony butt and just while away the precious hours of my fleeting life drinking and having fun. This couldn't be further from the truth.

I am constantly boiling with rage and adding new products to the website. And here is the latest volley- these rope toys.

I mean, just look at those cute blue octopuses. Or is it octopii? One of you please correct me with an officious yet succinct email.

The code will work for:
The Monkeyfist
The Double Monkeyfist
The Triple Monkeyfist
Lil' Stick
Big Stick
Orange Crab
THAT CUTE BLUE OCTOPUS!!!!

Don't push it.

40.8085% OFF OUR NEW ROPE TOYS
Use Coupon Code: RAGEBOIL

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