You probably didn't even realize we sold belts, did you? That's because you don't give this Newsletter the respect it deserves. Or the business it deserves for that matter. 

That's right. You heard me. You probably have one of those pink whale collars on your dog, and walk around like a total rube without the matching belt. Or hat. Or key fob. Or flip flops.

No wonder your wife / partner / mistress / other is afraid to bring you to the roller rink.

Get a grip. Get a high-quality belt and go to the roller rink whenever the hell you want without shame. It's YOUR life and you need to LIVE it with the BEST belt possible in the BEST roller rink available.

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