Most of you people out there laughed at me as I sat at the end of the bar whilst I nerdishly tapped away on my laptop. Lots of you threw bar snacks at me. Lots more of you tried to irritate me by whistling out of key, fake laughing in a piercing high falsetto, and letting your unrestrained replicants run roughshod all over my precious bar. Look, I don't drink in their playground. What makes you think it's OK for them to play in my drinkground? Huh?

There was also the guy who fancied himself a modern day pirate who threatened to kick my ass at Harborside 1901 because I wouldn't be his best buddy. I'm still trying to figure that one out.

Anyway, we are now taking pre-orders of my latest waste of time. Remember those blogs that everyone read (and can still read) for free online? I handily printed them out on my dot-matrix printer and sent them to a bunch of publishers with naked photos of me and about a half-pound of glitter. After many death threats, one finally agreed to publish it if I stopped sending the glitter, but continued to send the photos.

Huge Bonus Points if you can guess what the background photo on the cover is.

And remember - this is a pre-order. We'll mail them to you when we git 'em.

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