Order on our tedious, 8 year-old website and you will be rewarded with:
25% Off All Pet Treats - Using Coupon Code “LAZY”
15% Off All Pet Food - Using Coupon Code “FODDER”
We have a bunch of NEW STUFF too. Check it out.
FREE LOCAL DELIVERY - EVEN IF OUR 8-YEAR OLD WEBSITE SAYS YOU HAVE DELIVERY CHARGES. WE WILL VOID THEM. COME ON. TRUST US.
What else do you have to do whilst waiting this whole damn thing out?