Lots of you are getting this newsletter because you made the mistake of signing up when you were visiting Boothbay Harbor. Granted, you probably had about a half-gallon of margaritas sloshing around in your gullet along with a dozen oysters, 2 corndogs, and at least one "bad" clam.

And because of all those distractions you probably forgot to pick up a Boothbay Harbor collar and leash set for your ungrateful furball. I am here to help you rectify matters. We'll forgive you this time. Just don't let us catch you doing it again.

And just look at that solid design. The Red, White, and Blue... The Maine... That fantastic logo and a prominent "BOOTHBAY HARBOR." What could be a better way to salute the designer of this World-Famous collar and leash set than to buy one?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! I DESIGNED IT!!! ME!!! THE CRANKY OWNER OF AN UNIMPORTANT PET SUPPLY STORE ON THE COAST OF MAINE!!!! (PHOTO MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE ME)

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Read our January 2023 World-Famous, Critically-Acclaimed, Most Talked-About Sarcastic Newsletter in this great country: https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/the-salty-paws-january-2023-7226024

Or just skip all the crap and subscribe to our World Famous Newsletter: https://us8.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=0e5740287c6b4fe45247c8351&id=315369d469

Do it mon frere.