Calling All Nerds! Calling All Nerds!

Wed, 04/26/2017 - 9:15am

OK. Not All the Nerds. Jeezum.

Can you feel the electricity in the air? The excitement? The on-edge bristling titillation? (It’s not a dirty word, look it up).

It’s no wonder. Our World-Famous NOT Fisherman’s Festival Sale is less than a week away!

But we urge you to do something productive with your nervous energy. Instead of biting your nails, design and build a suspension bridge for the disadvantaged. Instead of tapping your toes or humming annoyingly in supermarket checkout lines, discover a new kind of plastic surgery for ugly rich people. Whatever you do, don’t look at this week as an utter waste.  Do something productive, for Dog’s sake.

Also: 25% Off Everything. Non-food and things that aren’t already on-sale. We’ll have a tent outside where we’ll dump a bunch of stuff that we couldn’t sell in the last year. And we’ll put outrageously prices on that stuff too. Otherwise, we’ll never sell it.

April 29th and 30th at our pathetic little store, or All Weekend on our website with the checkout code “FISHYFISHY”

 

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