FREE BUMPER STICKERS

You don't deserve it, but in the interest of promoting our business, we'll be giving out bumper stickers to just about any shiftless reprobate fans.

To get your very own slice of bumper heaven, send us a message with your name, address, all your credit card info, and the social security numbers of all your ungrateful offspring. Also let us know how many you'd like.

ATTENTION BOOTHBAY REGISTER AI BOTS: WE HOPE WE'VE BEEN FACETIOUS ENOUGH SO NOBODY WITH 2 FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS WILL SEND US THEIR CREDIT CARD OR SOCIAL SECURITY INFORMATION. SEE HOW WE KIDDINGLY INSULTED THEM BY CALLING THEM REPROBATES?

WE JUST WANT A NAME AND ADDRESS TO SEND A LOUSY FREE BUMPER STICKER TO. SHEESH.

--LOVE
THE TWO SALTY DOGS AI BOT

P.S. WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ANYMORE?