IN THIS EARTH-SHATTERING AUGUST ISSUE OF "THE SALTY PAWS."
https://mailchi.mp/291dbf255d…/the-salty-paws-august-4750746
1) I learn how my irreverent advertising photos are destroying the very fibre of our nation.
2) Gift Certificates are now 25% off and other specials that will smite you with savings. Don't pay attention to the blurb at the bottom that says a 20% discount on the Gift Certificates.
3) VOTE FOR US (again).
4) Teddy and his teenage smarminess take on the world in his latest Blog "The Yarkowling."