I endorse any and all activities that cultivate wisdom, sound judgement, prosperity, good health, and responsible behavior, and that is why I have always supported legislation that promotes casinos, lotteries, alcohol, tobacco, recreational pot, free food and housing, easy credit, cheap loans, avoidance of work, and anything else that encourages people, especially young people, to eat, drink, borrow, spend, relax, and enjoy themselves as much as possible. After all, we are all finally beginning to realize that soon, perhaps very soon, the good times will all be … gone.

Phil Molvar