TENNIS BALL!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 05/19/2016 - 6:30am

At one time, Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters had more than 2,893,732,007,415 tennis balls. And why exactly did we have that many tennis balls?

Because we sold them to fetch-crazy dog owners to benefit the Lincoln County Animal Shelter, that’s why! But there’s no way we could buy that many tennis balls. We had to have people JUST LIKE YOU donate them.

We don’t want your brand-new, good-smelling, tennis balls. We want the LOSER ones - the dead, the dirty, and the disfigured. They make PERFECT dog fetch balls! Something Fido can sink his TEETH into.

So won’t you consider donating your used tennis balls? Or at least consider pressuring everyone you know in a manic-state kind of way to donate? If it’s after hours, just leave them by the back stairs. Preferably in a bag or box and not dumped all over tarnation.

And we still sell them, too! 3 balls for $1.

Nice talking to you.