Godzilla Cat

Wed, 11/16/2016 - 7:15am

We are sad to report that all the genetic engineering completed at Two Salty Dogs this past year has produced an enraged, giant cat that will destroy us all in just a matter of weeks.

But in the meantime, why don’t you take advantage of your last minutes on earth and shop with us? You can either shop online or at our cozy little Boothbay Harbor haberdashery-like pet store.

And here’s the good news in all this death, gloom and doom - we’re having a huge sale! Both at the shop AND ONLINE!

Just hold your loved ones close - realizing that you will never be together again, and take a gander at the discounts to the right. Incredible, right?

And don’t forget - at both the shop and online, you can enter a drawing for a $100 Gift Certificate! In fact, Online shoppers are entered AUTOMATICALLY!

So in closing, we’re really sorry about the mutant kitty. Really really sorry. You have to believe us on that one.

For more information about the End of Days CLICK HERE.