Have you been waiting your whole life for something that is truly FREE?

Wait no longer!

Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters is giving away FREE Boothbay Harbor-themed bumper stickers!

You don’t have to put them on your car, you can put them on laptop computers or camp fridges or your jail cell (with warden’s permission).

And you don’t have to do one darned thing other than show up at our shop and demand one. NO PURCHASE IS NECESSARY!

If you are uncomfortable with personally coming into contact with me or you are unfortunate enough to be from away, send your address to fatmax@twosaltydogs.net and we’ll mail you one. NO QUESTIONS ASKED! And don’t worry - we won’t sell your address to crack dealers or Wal-Mart.

You’re welcome!